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Hi Its James =) __10 Clues__ __Id be worred if you didnt know who that was?!__
 * 1)  This person is from England
 * 2)  This Person is a She
 * 3)  She Has alot of those corgy's
 * 4)  Born on the 21 April 1926
 * 5)                       Also on that date we have a holiday
 * 6)  Born In London
 * 7) <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive">  <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive"> She has a movie on her name
 * 8) <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive">  <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive"> She is on our money
 * 9) <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive"> "Her Majesty"
 * 10) <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive"> She Wears a crown

__My Most Embarrasing Story__ <span style="COLOR: #ee2f2f; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> The day was like any other school day but I was yet to find out that this would be the day I would have the most embarrassing story of my life. It was lunch time, that’s when it happened. I had heard the school bell ring, 4th spell had ended so I met up with some of my mates over by the seats outside the main gym. I scoffed my lunch containing my sandwiches and some biscuits and we laughed and joked like normal lunch times with my friends. We all decided to ditch the seats and thought it would be fun to swing on the bar attached to the main gym. Jordan had walked around the pole, as for me I climbed the 4 foot bar. I had swung my right leg over the bar then left my left on the opposite side. It was like riding a horse I thought to myself and I sat there chit chatting to my mates. I was so distracted by someone talking when my mate Jamie thought it would be a good idea to push me off. My right was strong enough for my body weight and planted firmly on the ground but unfortunately my left leg stayed on the bar. I was at a 90 degree angle from my right leg up to my left leg. Jamie had a quick reaction and lifted my leg up and I became unstuck. That’s when it happened. All of a sudden there was a sound was the most horrible and disturbing noise you wouldn’t want to hear. Yes, the sound was the noise when you rip your pants. I felt the breeze blowing through my pants. A shiver went down my spine and I could hear myself breathe. All my mates surrounding me went to silence, and then erupted into laughter which filled the air. My face went the colour of a bright beetroot red like I always do when embarrassed. I looked down; I couldn’t believe what I was looking at. The separation was unbelievable, right from my crotch and round to the top of my bottom. I ducked under the bar and headed towards my friends with my left hand on my crotch and my right on the top of my bottom so no one could see the humungous rip. I told them luckily I have P.E today and changed in an instant.

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